I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• I really need to change my routine
• Surely this is a dream
• I deserve a break

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in website the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of geese came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

You guys won't believe that just occurred. It's so crazy, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.

• This is nuts
• Seriously though
• This is going to be a storyfor years to come

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps try a different approach?